Kanzler is coming.

Kanzler Arschloch’s big debut is coming at high noon, CST on 9-30-2015. Sales will be by random drawing. Entry period will be open for 24 hours. These will be extremely limited. $200 plus $20 shipping in the lower 48. International shipping will be more, but available. All will be revealed on 9-30-2015. High noon, central Texas time. Stay tuned.

Kanzler Arschloch Big Debut

Homunculords are on the March!

Springtime brings rain and flowers all around, the terrible winter rolls away until next time and green life fills all the spaces. In celebration of the receding darkness I’m releasing the Homunculords upon the world. The store HERE will go live at 6:00 p.m. CST on Tuesday, March 24th. The Homunculords will be on kinkeshi (キン消し) colored soft Japanese vinyl, sweetly hand-painted by me, Mr. Krotpong. There are five different figures to a set. Three come dressed in work clothes (look to The Homunculord Story for the ever-unfolding details), the other two are unadorned. The price for the set is $65.00 plus shipping to wherever you are. Shipping overseas is very expensive. Expect to wait up to two weeks for these to be mailed out. Worth it, I’d say. They’re pretty charming in hand. Please, one set per customer.