Kearjun was Kind Enough to let Me Ladle Paint onto YouZha.

July 29, 2015

I am offering these ghastly, gruesome gore goblins up for sale just five days from now. HERE if you’re looking. These beasties are called YouZha, Spoiled Meat YouZha to be exact, designed by the mysterious Kearjun, a young artist from Beijing, China. Painted in a most brutal fashion by me, Mr. Krotpong. They will be $130.00 plus shipping to wherever you might be. The date and time of this sale is August 2nd, 2015. HIGH NOON (12:00 p.m.) Central Standard Time. Click any of the helpful blue links on this page to be whisked away to the sale page which, for the sake of redundancy is located at


Cinco de Youzha.From the back. Backup Youzha.


Youzha so Close!

Many are the colors of paint, and long did I toil, in order to bring five (5) people the joy of owning this fearsome flesh flayer of a figure, this righteous rotten repulsive rapacious raptor of human flesh.

These won’t last so be QUICK.

Where do I find the Homunculords?

March 24, 2015

 Go to this link HERE.

Homunculords in a Row.

Homunculords are on the March!

March 22, 2015

Springtime brings rain and flowers all around, the terrible winter rolls away until next time and green life fills all the spaces. In celebration of the receding darkness I’m releasing the Homunculords upon the world. The store HERE will go live at 6:00 p.m. CST on Tuesday, March 24th. The Homunculords will be on kinkeshi (キン消し) colored soft Japanese vinyl, sweetly hand-painted by me, Mr. Krotpong. There are five different figures to a set. Three come dressed in work clothes (look to The Homunculord Story for the ever-unfolding details), the other two are unadorned. The price for the set is $65.00 plus shipping to wherever you are. Shipping overseas is very expensive. Expect to wait up to two weeks for these to be mailed out. Worth it, I’d say. They’re pretty charming in hand. Please, one set per customer.


I painted a Semi Korosiya micro run that is coming out on Friday the 13th.

February 11, 2015

These bad boys will be up in the webstore at 7 p.m. CST on, you guessed it. Friday the 13th, 2015!

On Patrol.

They are lovingly hand-painted by me, using… at least a dozen colors.

Semi Korosiya.

Many thanks to Adam from Cop a Squat Toys, for letting me paint these monsters. It was really fun!

Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch Test Paint.

February 9, 2015

Decided to spray some paint on Kanzler Arschloch.

Kanzler Arschloch in the Face.

Test paint Kanzler Arschloch.

The whole gang together at last.

Team Homunculords.

The Chancellor’s Arrival.

January 27, 2015

After a lengthy production process, this little guy is almost complete. There is still a bit of retooling that needs to be done on the head mold, but after that it’s ready to go into production. I am very excited today.

Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch.

The other good news is that the first run of my little Homunculords are in!

The first vinyl colors I picked for production were Kinkeshi flesh, and a nice strong glow in the dark. It’s quite bright.

Nightvision Homunculords.

Again, I’m very excited. The painting will commence soon…

 Here are some more photos!

Kanzler Arschloch Wielding Rock Fist.

This bastard is almost a pound of fearsome viny. 14 inches tall, 15 with his smashing arm over his head. Heavy duty.

Homunculords are Red.

Awww. The unhappy family together at last.

Homunculords Are on the Way!

January 6, 2015

Homunculords Family Bath Time.

The Homunculords are coming soon! This race of lesser mordlings are some of the tiny cogs in the vast, incredibly brutal bureaucratic machine on the planet Galwyn, in the Denztek Galaxy. They are the little workers and prophets who toil and tremble for the dreaded, mighty Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch (not shown), Chancellor of the Realm and Decimator of the Guilty.

Homunculords on the Town

Here are Klor’en and Vrinsdi in their official robes preparing for the day’s hard labor ahead. Mountains of paperwork will have to be pushed, filed, and burned in order for the incredible metropolis of Grapinoid to run smoothly enough to wage eternal war with every other nation on Galwyn.

Homunculords Assemble in the Living Room.

Relaxing time! Everyone is waiting for the Disemboweled Redeemer on the table to die, but he never will! He will only live, day in, day out, just barely retaining his guts and internal organs. In this way he is a Holy Man.

Homunculord at the Mirror.

My God, sometimes it’s so hard to look at yourself in the mirror.

Coming Soon!!!!