Whole Lotta DaDa.

April 30, 2016

This is about M1Go’s DaDa figure from Ultraman. I have painted a run of these Japanese soft vinyl figures with an eye toward costume accuracy, released for the first time ever in this colorway (pretty sure, anyway). These take hours to mask off and paint.

This is a blind box release. You don’t get to choose the contents. I won’t know which figure I’m shipping to you. Each of these figures is a one off. There are three glow in the dark figures, and two that are on peach colored vinyl. One of them is a secret chase.

If you would like to purchase a DaDa figure painted within an inch of its life, go to this link on 5/1/2016 at 12 noon CST.

For more information on this character, please continue reading.

DaDa is a strange-looking monster from the Ultraman series. He’s ultra creepy with his changing size and faces, disappearing and re-appearing all over the place, menacing the stupid, curious humans who are inevitably drawn to its secret, trap-covered lair. (The only reason Science Patrol even found the place was because they encountered the traps. If DaDa had shown a little more restraint perhaps we’d be up to our eyeballs in DaDas by now.)

Here is the incredibly dry summary from the Ultraman Wiki:

“Dada (ダダ) are aliens that attacked Earth and started abducting humans to advance some form of research. The original agent, Agent #271, was killed by Ultraman. The only other Dada to attack Earth was a computer Virus bearing the same name. The members of this race are referred to by their registration number and class, rather then possessing given names.”

“Subtitle: Three Faces Phantom (三面怪人 Sanmen Kaijin)”

Like many Ultraman villains, DaDa is good at scaring scientists, but really bad at everything else. DaDa has no game when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It spends a lot of time scooting its butt in the dirt. Overall, it’s a pretty shameful display. Don’t take my word for it, watch it right here.

Perhaps it’s DaDa’s giant bucket head that throws it off balance.

At any rate, M1Go (M-ichi-go) made some soft vinyl DaDa figures back in the day. While there are really nicely painted versions of them, these particular figures have never been painted to look like the actual character before. Since 1996 at least, according to the foot stamp. I’m sure the reason for this is that they’re a huge pain in the ass to paint that way. How do I know? Because I have painted six of them that way, so trust me when I say it’s a huge pain in the ass.

They look damned good though.

DaDa Agent # 206

DaDa Seijin Brother # 173

DaDa Seijin Brother # 174

This one has a triple face!

DaDa Supreme Leader #371

DaDa Supreme Leader #371

DaDa Supreme Leader #371

Looking forward to sending these little dudes out into the world!


Rite of Spring. Kanzler/Homunculords Blank Sale.

March 13, 2016

Kanzler Arschloch blue
In the spirit of renewal, here are some nasty chunks of deep sky blue vinyl all fresh and clean. Paint them yourself, or don’t! Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch is, as always, an enormous beast. Just a hair shy of 15″ inches (38 cm). Homunculords are small and grotesque. You get 6 figures for one money.

 

All you have to do is this; Send your name, mailing address,  and paypal address to;

kanzlerarschloch@gmail.com

$130 plus $20 shipping gets you a Kanzler and all five Homunculords in beautiful blue soft vinyl. There will be a few chase colors as well (glow, green glow). If there are more orders than Kanzlers it goes to lottery sales. Application period ends on March 21st. Invoices go out on the 24th of March. International orders are welcome, but shipping will be $50.

Mighty Homunculords

 

Kanzler Klose

Happy Spring!

Kanzler for Scale.

Just for scale. That is a 12 ounce can of delicious beer.


DCon bound.

November 20, 2015

Look for us and our magical trunks of wonder in Pasadena, California for the next few days. This will be my first convention as a merchant in almost 30 years. I’m willing to bet that I still have what it takes.

If you find yourself at Designer Con, I will be at booth # 1028, with Kanzlers, Homunculords,  Krampuses, posters, buttons, stickers, and custom painted M1Go figures.  My my, we’re bringing a lot of stuff.

If you want to read the Homunculord story thus-far, the link is here. Eventually this will be a full fledged, giant-sized comic book. But for now, this is what I’ve got.

Here’s a preview of the Krotpong Industries toy lineup.

This be the Kanzler.

Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch. Mid level Humunculord Manager.

These are the kinkeshi colored vinyl Homunculords.

Homunculords DCon 2015

And these are the glow in the dark vinyl Homunculords.

Homunculords Designer Con 2015

 

I’ll put up all the other photos when I get back !


The Homunculord Story.

November 18, 2015

I have some new pages of the comic up. Hopefully I’ll get it all caught up before we go to DCon.

Go here to look at the newest installment! Here’s an example of some of the new art. Please forgive the rough appearance of a few of the pages. I had to stop working on this to get everything else lined up for the con. Work will resume in December.

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Kanzler Time.

September 30, 2015

Welcome to the debut of Kanzler Sägrid Arschloch. Standing almost 15 inches tall, this Mid Level Management Monster and leader of the Honunculords will tower over most of your toy collection in silent judgement. Everything he surveys will be… lacking. Sorry, that’s just how he is.

That, and really gruesome.

Information on the sale is below.

Kanzler Arschloch sexy sexy.Just look at this sweet mug.

Kanzler Arschloch Full Frontal.

Kanzler Arschloch {GID}
random drawing sales
$200 US plus shipping

Drawing entries accepted for 24 hours.

Emails will go out to the winners only.
——–
Please fill in.

Name.
Address.
State.
City.
Zip Code.

PayPal address.

International orders are welcome, please understand that this item is very large, therefore shipping will be more expensive.

Please send an email (1) to kanzlerarschloch@gmail.com in order to enter.

Winners will be notified on 10-02-2015.

Multiple entries will be disqualified.

Please allow for 2-4 weeks for shipping.

Kanzler Arschloch Side Boob.

Good luck, everyone! I put lot of care and detail into the paint application on this massive chunk of Japanese glow in the dark vinyl. It’s a pleasure to hold!


Kanzler is coming.

September 29, 2015

Kanzler Arschloch’s big debut is coming at high noon, CST on 9-30-2015. Sales will be by random drawing. Entry period will be open for 24 hours. These will be extremely limited. $200 plus $20 shipping in the lower 48. International shipping will be more, but available. All will be revealed on 9-30-2015. High noon, central Texas time. Stay tuned.

Kanzler Arschloch Big Debut


Kearjun was Kind Enough to let Me Ladle Paint onto YouZha.

July 29, 2015

I am offering these ghastly, gruesome gore goblins up for sale just five days from now. HERE if you’re looking. These beasties are called YouZha, Spoiled Meat YouZha to be exact, designed by the mysterious Kearjun, a young artist from Beijing, China. Painted in a most brutal fashion by me, Mr. Krotpong. They will be $130.00 plus shipping to wherever you might be. The date and time of this sale is August 2nd, 2015. HIGH NOON (12:00 p.m.) Central Standard Time. Click any of the helpful blue links on this page to be whisked away to the sale page which, for the sake of redundancy is located at krotpong.bigcartel.com.

FEAST YOUR EYES.

Cinco de Youzha.From the back. Backup Youzha.

“ALL RIGHT, MR. DeMILLE, I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP.”

Youzha so Close!

Many are the colors of paint, and long did I toil, in order to bring five (5) people the joy of owning this fearsome flesh flayer of a figure, this righteous rotten repulsive rapacious raptor of human flesh.

These won’t last so be QUICK.